My Daily Rant

Looking at the state of our country today, 7 years after Our Glorious Christian Leader began wrecking everything with his gang of Republican liars and thieves, I wonder what Superman would say if he were here among us?

I can fondly recall the days of my youth, sprawled out in front of a black and white TV, watching Superman on TV and hearing about Truth, Justice and the American Way. Today they would have to change just one word to make it accurate; Truth, Justice or the American Way.

All of the time that Our Glorious Christian Leader and Darth Cheney were specifically ordering the torture of war prisoners, in violation of US law, International law, and The American Way, they were also lying to us and denying the very crimes they were committing.

So let’s check Our Glorious Christian Leader’s report card after 7 years of creating as much chaos as possible.

Truth F
Justice F
American Way F

The good news is, despite his failing score, Our Glorious Christian Leader will not be required to repeat being President. And there is a lesson to be learned too, the more a would-be leader claims to be pious and religious, the darker and more evil their intentions. A truly righteous man has no need to brag about his good nature, it is visible.

Our Glorious Christian Leader is expected to address the nation later today and admit to international war crimes, crimes of torture that violate the Geneva Conventions, and taking part in a conspiracy to start the Iraq war in violation of Principle 6 of the Nuremberg Principles. Previously the US has executed soldiers of foreign nations for torturing US war prisoners.

Advance word of the expected speech from Our Glorious Christian Leader includes the suggestion that Our Glorious Christian Leader, Darth Cheney, Donald “Death Star” Rumsfeld, Co-Conspirator Rice, and Once Respectable Colin Powell will travel to the Netherlands to surrender for their crimes against the people of Iraq and the United States.

Look for Our Glorious Christian Leader to appear and present his admission of guilt at 8PM EDT later today, April 1, 2008.

Is John McCain morphing into John McBush? Once he was not too keen on the war in Iraq, now he thinks we could be there up to 100 years, and that would be OK with him.

Once he was against lobbyists, now there are charges being made, which he denies, that he dated a lobbyist who represented a firm before a Senate committee he was on.

Once John McCain was vehemently and totally opposed to torture, and with very good reasons too, now he seems to be waffling in the face of the constant immorality and crimes of the Bush criminals.

If you think it is a darn shame that GW Bush can not run for re-election this year, you might like John McBush.

The war-loving government of the United States of America is cranking up the Iranophobia generators as we get ready for the 2008 election surprise strategic bombing runs. Members of the US War President’s cabinet are well aware that the only way to prevent a dangerous income-threatening spontaneous breakout of peace is to keep America in a permanent state of war.

Members of the British Parliament were startled recently when lizard-like War Department spokesperson Debra Cagan informed them that she hates “All Iranians”. Her sentiments are nearly as sweet as her good looks, like a cross between a cobra and a rattlesnake. It’s always convenient to roll out the racism before the missiles start to fly.

Of course Our Glorious Christian Leader says he is “seeking a diplomatic settlement” with Iran. Where have we heard that before?

Larry Craig must be the comedians best friend! For weeks now the gay - not gay, guilty - not guilty Senator has been admitting and denying his guilt and using it as a basis to resign and not resign. As a rabidly homophobic Party of Jesus legislator Senator Craig has been working against the civil rights of gay people just as fervently as he has been denying his own homosexuality.

Even Shakespeare could not invent a more comi-tragic figure than this poor man, who only wants to help clean the floors of American airport restrooms.

If I were a professional comedian, I’d be wishing for more Republican hypocrite sex scandals like this.

In honor of the Honorable Senator from I Da Ho, we at My Daily Rant have joined forces with Steve’s Web Hosting (a militant atheist fag web hosting company) to bring you a new website devoted to honoring Party of Jesus Senator Larry Craig. It’s Larry Craig Video.

US Senator Larry Craig, a Party of Jesus leader from Family Values Idaho, was arrested in a bathroom sex sting operation in Minneapolis back in June.

But the good Christian Senator is opposed to the Homosexual Agenda, just listen to him say so in this video:

Party of Jesus: your source for killing foreigners, bashing fags, and extreme mind-numbing hypocrisy.

Our Glorious Christian Leader has declared that he wants an end to foreign fighters entering Iraq. Co-Conspirator Rice has also declared that nobody better be sending foreign fighters into Iraq to cause further death and destruction.

Of course the world community realizes that the United States of America would never send foreign fighters into a country - that did not have lots of oil.

We got there first, so, as they say, to the victors belong the spoils - and we sure have spoiled Iraq.

If any more foreign fighters are required in Iraq, for example to increase the daily death tolls, we will be sending them in New, Improved Surge II - now with extra whiteys.

No foreign fighters, can you even believe these people?

The CIA ran secret prisons in Poland and Romania from 2003 to 2005 where terr’ists could be tortured free of annoying and quaint US laws against torture, a Council of Europe investigation concluded today. 24 star Kiefer Sutherland is rumored to have received on the job training for torture techniques at one such facility that have helped him hurl the propaganda on his famous TV series.

Despite laughable legal opinions written by then White House legal advisor Alberto “Torture Time” Gonzales, the contents of which he no longer recalls, US laws against torture actually do outlaw torture. This is why agencies of the US government wishing to break US law use sooper-seekrit prisons in sooper-seekrit overseas locations to obey direct orders from Our Glorious Christian Leader without running the risk of prosecution later for their crimes.

Don’t Ask Our Glorious Christian Leader if we torture prisoners and he won’t tell you any lies about that subject, unless it comes up anyway.

Mission Accomplished, Stay the Course, Terr’ists, Saddam Hussein.

Former US President Jimmy Carter, widely respected for his work promoting peace and caring for the poor, has lashed out at Our Glorious Christian Leader, accurately describing him as the worst President in the history of the United States.

Carter says President Bush’s administration is “the worst in history” in international relations, taking aim at the White House’s policy of pre-emptive war and its Middle East diplomacy.

Carter has a reputation as a good and decent man, perhaps not an effective military leader, but an honest man who truly does care about those who are less fortunate. This, plus his status as a former President, lends great credibility to his comments.

As our nation and the world continue to lose patience with Our Glorious Christian Leader there are many who wonder how much longer we must wait before articles of impeachment are filed.

The crimes of the Bush cartel will catch up with him, if not soon, certainly in the history books.

Do you recall the case of Jeff Gannon? He was a sham reporter actually employed by the White House Bureau of Truth to act as a shill during White House press conferences by pretending to be a reporter and asking loaded questions worthy of a Fox News prime-time prostitute, er, host.

You may recall that no heads rolled, as with all of Our Glorious Christian Leader’s scandals. You may recall being surprised that the White House would bother inserting a shill in the press corps, what with the media already acting as a megaphone for all of their mass-murdering lies.

Once it became known that Jeff Gannon was a Peter Pace butch macho style psuedo-military male prostitute people began to care that he was a White House employee posing as a reporter in order to assist the official White House Spokesliar by asking carefully scripted “questions” handed to him the night before by Karl Rove as he was putting his clothes back on. The fact that he took money for sex with other men seemed to diminish his credentials as a faux reporter. The real faux reporters were incensed. Some of them started acting very queeny toward Jeff. Some suggested he had been hired by Karl “Machiavelli” Rove. Our Glorious Christian Leader promised there would be an investigation.

In any case, Jeff was a moron loser flunky beefcake whore working for a gang of killer thugs, and he soon faded into a well deserved oblivion.

This week Jeff Gannon resurfaced, once again acting as a White House shill, this time doing a half-assed job of reading the Bible to 600 empty chairs at a super duper Jeebusy Bible Festival on US taxpayer property. It seems this time his role was to make it seem as if the White House actually cared about their Fundie moron electorate base. Nobody could stop yawning.

I’m going out on a limb here, but I predict that in 6 more months Jeff will appear again as a global warming research scientist rent boy with a thesis proving that humans are not affecting our climate, armed to the teeth with scientific talking point data based on the Old Testament book of Leviticus. How much do you want to bet?

Four years after Our Glorious Christian Leader first announced Mission Accomplished we are still sucking oil from Iraq using unmetered pipelines.

We are still stealing their oil, and innocent Iraqi civilians are still dying because of the chaos created by our imperialist invasion based on a pack of lies.

Here is what poet Steven Connell has to say about Mission Accomplished

Regular readers of the blogs and forums I inhabit have grown accustomed to my use of the term “a pack of lies”, but that phrase was not originally my own. A highly controversial member of the British Parliament, well known to the Scottish branch of my extended family, MP George Galloway (a/k/a Gorgeous George) used the phrase in a very dramatic way when he was ripping a new excretory orifice for a US Senate committee.

Some say he was guilty while others claim he was falsely accused of accepting bribes from Saddam Hussein during the long embargo of Iraq. But Gorgeous George wanted to talk about the invasion and the pack of lies used to sell the idea. Others may differ, but I’m impressed with Gorgeous George.

It is now a well known fact that the people of the US have had it up to here with Our Glorious Christian Leader. In fact the level of disgust and contempt that have been earned by our buffoon mass murderer is so great that it seems almost inevitable that the best person to replace him is going to be the one least like this lying, scheming, moron of a son of a bitch.

I keep thinking Illinois Senator Barack Obama looks very, very promising. In fact he looks like such a decent honest man that I think he is a likely candidate for assassination.

He has begun his run for President, and it seems he is becoming very popular with the Demoncrats on the street.

I find the man very refreshing. I forgive him for being afflicted with religious beliefs because he seems to have no illusion that his religious affliction entitles him to kill anyone, unlike you know who I mean.

I love the fact that his father is a black man and his mother is white. That would really bother the people who should be bothered. But it also makes him a convenient target for the Might Makes Right crowd that currently owns and operates the US military and the US government. And the US courts. And the US press. And the TV networks. So he has a struggle on his hands.

Still, I like the guy. He talks sense and he is INTELLIGENT, which I believe is a desirable quality in a world leader.

Vote early, vote often, vote Obama.

America has made a clear and unmistakable value judgment about the Party of Jesus. The people of this country have finally realized that the Jesus talk coming from the Repugnican leadership is nothing but a ruse. They have noticed that the Repugnicans have been playing Fundamentalists like fools. They have realized that in the White House, the evil men that have funneled billions of taxpayer dollars into a war that promotes terr’ism have been laughing behind our backs.

Who’s laughing now, George? Did Jesus tell you to lose this election? How many US Soldiers lives did Jesus tell you to waste in Vietraq? How many lawyers can you afford to hire?

While the Repugnicans were making speeches about Freedom Fries in 2003 it was not just to whip up the stupid old fools at the VFW and American Legion halls into a piously xenophobic frenzy. They were also using a technique called redirection so we would not notice the bribes they were taking from military contractors.

Well eventually we did notice. Freedom Fries are gone. Our good and true allies in France were right all along, and the people have finally realized that a cunning and manipulative band of thugs have been running our government, exporting terr’ism, and calling it freedom.

The Party of Jesus party is over George. You can swear on a Bible all you want, but we all realize now that you are a liar and a fool. Your days are numbered. Better start looking into places to hide. I hear that Michael Jackson feels pretty safe from the long arm of the law in Bahrain. And we all know how popular you are in the Arab world because of your tireless efforts to promote freedom. Stay the course, baby.

The first casualty of the complete and utter rejection of the Vietraq war by the American voting public is one of the co-conspirators that participated in the war crimes of conspiring to propagandize the people and starting this illegal and immoral war of unjustified aggression. He is a warrior of terror, a highly successful promoter of terr’ism. It is because of the Death Star and his co-conspirators in war crimes that terr’ism is on the rise worldwide. His total and blundering incompetence has cost the lives of many brave Americans and far more innocent Iraqis. And it was all for a pack of lies.

Article 6 of the Geneva Conventions makes it an international war crime to engage in a conspiracy to promote an illegal invasion.

Principle Vl
The crimes hereinafter set out are punishable as crimes under international law: (a) Crimes against peace: (i) Planning, preparation, initiation or waging of a war of aggression or a war in violation of international treaties, agreements or assurances; ii) Participation in a common plan or conspiracy for the accomplishment of any of the acts mentioned under (i).

The invasion of Iraq which has served only to increase terrorism was a war crime, as was the conspiracy to begin this war.

George W Bush, Darth Cheney, Donald “Death Star” Rumsfeld, and Co-Conspirator Rice are all part of this illegal conspiracy. They deserve a fair trial and such punishment as may be given by a court of law.

Next we should get rid of Darth Cheney, we certainly do not want him to become President when Our Glorious Christian Leader is removed from the altar of the Party of Jesus.

We only have to wait a few more hours now before the massive slaughter of incumbent Repugnican war-mongering, influence peddling, Party of Jesus hypocrites begins.

It’s all over now except the dancing in the streets, just be careful not to step in any puddles of Repugnican slime-blood that might be found oozing up from the overloaded sewer system in Washington DC.

Today, in a last ditch attempt to bail out at least one contest, Our Glorious Christian Leader went to Florida to campaign for the anti-gay, closeted gay hypocrite running for Governor (no, he’s not a recently retired evangelical hypocrite, this is a different anti-gay gay Repugnican hypocrite). He’s a loser, and we mean both of them. The anti-gay-gay candidate refused to appear in the same room as Our Glorious Christian Loser. Word has it that Our Glorious Christian Loser and Satan’s pal Karl Rove were mighty pissed with the anti-gay, gay pre-loser.

Our cameras caught Our Glorious Christian Leader trying to take out his frustration on an innocent child that he snatched away from a mother that was suffering from Repugnicanism and did not know any better than to protect her child from a mass-murderer.

Our bet is that Our Glorious Christian Loser won’t be smiling tomorrow.

Oh how utterly delicious, how spine-tinglingly ironic, justice on a silver platter with a huge helping of Ha Ha! Rev. Ted Haggard of New Life Church in Colorado was forced to resign when a male prostitute went public with the story of his contractual gay sex with him. And this creep is one of Our Glorious Christian Leader’s favorite Jesus boy hypocrites.

“Pastor Ted” also is, oops was, one of the most powerful Christian leaders in the country. As president of the National Association of Evangelicals and pastor of New Life Church in Colorado Springs, Haggard talks regularly with Our Glorious Christian Leader and wields almost as much clout and spiteful hatred of fags as Fascists of the Family founder James Dobson. Almost as if by divine coincidence, he appeared recently in Richard Dawkins video “Root of All Evil?” How prophetic, and how completely true the title of this DVD and BBC series.

Fit, arrogant, and aggressively stupid, the 50-year-old lying toe rag is a dynamic leader of the modern movement to spread fake, hypocritical and judgmental Jaheezian values across the world, whether you want them or not - through prayer, subversion of the government and deceitful campaigns of slander against queer people. And an idiot to boot. Did we mention what a fucking moron this clown is?

He’s also yet another hypocritical, lying hate mongering Repugnican bastard. Are we up to 50 now during this campaign season? Are Repugnican public figures all lying hypocrites?

It is common knowledge that the people who complain the most about gay people, who are most vocal in their anti-gay hateful diatribe, are quite often closet cases battling an internal struggle with self hatred. In this case the self hatred seems to be very well justified.

Let’s hope this latest revelation of the extreme depth of Repugnican Party of Jesus hypocrisy has an influence on the voters in Colorado and nationwide. What exactly are the real motivations of the people that constantly attack gays and lesbians?

Just say NO to Repugnican Jesus Party hate-mongering hypocrite Johns.

I’ve lost track, are we up to 15 Repugnican felon legislators exposed so far during this campaign? It seems as though there are 2 or 3 new Repugnican criminals revealed every day now, and that does not even count Our Glorious Christian Leader or Darth Cheney.

Todays second Repugnican creep, and the lucky winner of today’s most likely to go to prison Repugnican award, is Nevada Repugnican Congress Critter Jim Gibbons. His highly typical Repugnican crime is the hands down favorite of the Party of Jesus, influence peddling.

Yes, he’s accused of sexual assault. And yes, he had an illegal domestic worker he hid in his basement. But now, we learn that Gibbons granted exceptional favors to a campaign backer and “friend” from whom he received gifts and campaign donations, according to a lengthy and circuitous investigative piece in the Wall Street Journal.

Step 1: From Nevada software entrepreneur Warren Trepp, Gibbons received generous gifts, including a week-long family cruise valued at $10,000 (which he failed to report) and $100,000 in campaign contributions. Trepp also gave Gibbons gambling chips worth money, as well as plain ol’ cash, according to Trepp’s old business partner.

Step 2: Gibbons gave Trepp at least one multi-million dollar earmark, and a “plus-up” — adding more money onto an existing contract than was originally agreed to. He also set up numerous meetings between Trepp and defense officials, worked to get Trepp paid when the government checks weren’t coming on time, and personally flacked for Trepp’s products.

(There’s no connection, the two men say, and of course Gibbons and Trepp deny any wrongdoing. Gibbons’ wife even says she paid back $1,654 of the cruise’s cost to Trepp’s wife. It’s not clear why she paid that amount, or why she paid Trepp’s wife.)

There’s a mysterious link between the two men which the WSJ was clearly aware of, but didn’t mention: according to Senate records, Trepp’s company hired scandal-prone lobbyist Letitia White to work on its behalf. White, a former top staffer to House appropriations chairman Jerry Lewis (R-CA), is facing a federal investigation for her unsavory entanglements that may have involved corrupting the federal spending process.

The WSJ says Trepp denied his company ever paid for a lobbyist in Washington. Yet the records clearly show White lobbied on behalf of Trepp’s firm, eTreppid. The WSJ even quotes from emails from “a lobbyist acting for eTreppid in Washington,” cheering the favors Gibbons was granting his pal. So maybe there’s more under this rock than the paper’s letting on.

Yet another disgusting Party of Jesus enemy of the people has been forced to resign in Florida, this one for being a racist pig instead of a would-be child molester. You get the full spectrum of criminal activity from the Repugnican party, you get corruption, illegal conspiracies to start illegal wars, influence peddling, bribe taking, sexual overtures to underage children, stealing from the poor to give to the rich, and that old Repugnican standby, racism. And we have not even touched on false piety dramatically staged to lure the votes of homophobes.

Florida: State Rep. Ralph Arza resigned Wednesday from the Legislature, bowing to pressure to quit after leaving messages filled with obscenities and a racial slur on a colleague’s voice mail.

This is the same racist Repugnican party that was running racist TV and radio ads in Tennessee last week.

This is the same racist Repugnican party that has been stealing tax money from poor inner-city dwellers in order to fatten the pockets of their multimillionaire constituency.

The Hialeah Republican had been under pressure from his own Repugnican colleagues in the state legislature. Gov. Jeb Bush has also said he should quit after the messages left on Rep. Gus Barreiro’s voice mail became public. So you see, once the public becomes aware of a child molester or a racist pig in their midst, then, with the angry citizens pounding on their doors, that is when the Repugnican party takes corrective action.

Perhaps it is OK for Repugnican politicians to send nasty messages to young boys if it does not become a front page news story.

Perhaps it is OK for racist hate-mongers to be active Repugnican legislators if they do not get too drunk and let the cat out of the bag.

Repugnicans, what are they like?